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Oh, yeah. What?

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Idiot.

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- I'm Ron Bolton's guy.
- Your target's playing bingo

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tomorrow night.
I'm gonna miss grammy, but I

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can't wait to get my
inheritance!

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First thing I'm gonna do is get
my butthole bleached.

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Mind if I shoot her in the face?

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Sure.

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- Oh, my butthole!
- Mr. Pickles!

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What happened last night?

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Somebody's excited

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- this morning.
- Wow!

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- I wish I had muscles like him.
- Well, this wrestling

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is just fakery.

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Last night, Mr. Pickles...

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Dad, please.
Not another "evil Mr. Pickles" story!

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Actually, me and
Mr. Pickles had a good time last night.

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I woke up, and he was pouring
whiskey in my mouth.

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Hey! What are you...
well! That's pretty good.

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He convinced me to head to the
tavern.

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We had a real hoot.

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We stayed till they kicked us
out.

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But Mr. Pickles wanted more drinks.

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Last thing I remember is, uh,

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- seeing your friend Linda.
- Hi, grandpa.

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I guess that's all I
remember.

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Maybe Mr. Pickles doesn't want
to torment me anymore.

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- Morning, baby!
- Huh?

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You was an animal last night!

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Linda?
Is that my mother's wedding ring?

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- We's married.
- What?!

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- We got married?!
- Yay! New grandma!

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Now, come upstairs!

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I got to get out of this.

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Marriage is a
serious commitment that you need to honor.

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Wha... you!

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Welp, congratulations.

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- Bye, dear.
- Huh?

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- Ohhhhhh!
- I'm Ron Bolton, and I can

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- take care all your legal needs.
- Great! What do I do?

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If your wife falls for one of
my undercover seducers, then you

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claim infidelity and get your
divorce.

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- Perfect!
- But now act like everything's wonderful.

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Got it?

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And remember... we do validate
for parking.

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Parking validation covers
15 minutes or less.

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Linda, don't...

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We movin' in.
Meet your new daughter...

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Linda Jr. aah!

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Wonderful.

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- Hi!
- Thank you for your gracious hospitality.

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Y'all got everything too spread out.
If you pile it in the corner,

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then you can make room for a
floor fire or a squirrel pit.

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Uh, this is still my house.

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Don't you back-talk me!

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You don't want me taking my shoe
off.

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That's a flipper, not a shoe!

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Uh, everything's
wonderful.

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This marriage is a
disaster!

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Marriage is a serious
commitment that you need to honor!

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Thanks for showing me around,
Tommy.

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One, two! Take this.

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Take that! Take this! Huh?

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Nice costumes!
Can we wrestle with you?

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You can't wrestle with those legs.

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Yeah, you crippled loser!

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Oh, I hate my leg braces.

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Nobody's perfect. I have a thumb
growing out of my bellybutton.

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Wow!

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That doesn't stop me from
being happy.

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You just have to be yourself.

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- Please don't touch it.
- Ron Bolton

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- pool cleaning.
- She's upstairs.

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Got to mark my territory!
Now I know where to smell it on

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my man! Ewwww.

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Huh? Oh, my goodness!

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Gotcha! Huh?

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We 'bout to get real freaky, daddy!

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Huh? Where am I?

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Did you seduce her yet?

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This is Ron Bolton.

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Who am I talking to?

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Hello?

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Attention, everyone!
Now we're pushing crusher dolls,

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and you better sell.
Or you'll be crushed by the...

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Crusher! Ahhh!

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- Rawr!
- Sorry, ma'am.

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Yes...

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You say you want to buy 100 crusher dolls?

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We'll get those right over to you! Crushed!

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- Oh, wow.
- Come on.

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- The phone wasn't even on...
- Crusher!

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I'm inviting you all to my match
tonight.

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- Crusher!
- What do you mean, he disappeared?

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I can't hold her off much longer.

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Just do what I say, and

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you'll be divorced faster than
you can say...

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Anything I say can't be held
against me in a court of law.

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Now, here's the plan.

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I have something to show you.
Gloria, here, has hands but no arms.

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But that doesn't stop me from

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- making the best thongs in town.
- But where'd her arms go?

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This is Barry.

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- He's got webbed feet.
- But that doesn't stop me from

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- building with metal.
- Uh-huh.

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- But where'd that lady's arms go?
- This is Dan.

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- Hi.
- He's normal.

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But that doesn't stop my
sister from being the best

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junkyard dog in town.

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See? We can do anything.

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- You just have to be yourself.
- So, you guys can do anything?

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Hooray!

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So you can make me a
wrestling costume to cover up my

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leg braces so no one will think
I'm a cripple anymore!

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- Hooray!
- Ohhh!

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This fancy.
Now gimme some of that thing!

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Come on, Ron Bolton!

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Don't stare, now, sheriff.
It ain't manners.

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- I want ice cream, mama.
- You know a sheriff don't get

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no ice cream unless he cracks a
big case.

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- Mama, I love you.
- Why, thank you, sheriff.

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- You're a very nice boy.
- Now can I have some ice cream?

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You're trying to trick me, aren't you?

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No!

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Dad, I had to tell you...

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I'm sorry I haven't been
supportive of you and Linda.

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- Shall we dance?
- No! She's not the...

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Why, yes.
I'd love to support Linda's lovely voice.

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No!

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Crusher!

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Hey!
It's that leg-brace kid from before!

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Cool costume.

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Ditch those weirdos and hang
with us.

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- Hey! Who you calling "weird"?
- He doesn't want to hang out

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- with you jerks.
- Okay! Bye!

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How about we get
back to our table?

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Oh! That's enough! Hey!

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No!
Give it a minute.

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- Then we catch them in the act.
- That's not my wife!

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That's my wife!

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She's an unseducible.
They sometimes require extreme measures.

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Some assembly required.

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- Hey! Get off me!
- Admit it.

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- You want my heart inside of you.
- No!

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Hey! Where you going? Huh?

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What's going on here?

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Some man just tried to attack
me.

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- And who's this?
- Oh, all right!

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- I hired a guy to seduce Linda.
- You hired...

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- Oh! How could you?
- Little wedding present for you...

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tickets to tonight's wrestling event.

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Tickets nonrefundable.
This is part of my plan.

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Linda, wait!

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Mama, I'm the sheriff.
I want ice cream.

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You know the rules.
Now, finish your sketti, or you

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don't get to see those wrestlers.

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Ah! I did it.

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Crusher!

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This is ridiculous.

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Fake.

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Fake!

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It's fa-a-a-a-a-ke!

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Uh-oh. Well, come up here and see
how fake it is!

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Linda, wait!
He doesn't love you!

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Oh, that's it!

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- I'm 'bout to whup your ass!
- Linda!

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- Ladies!
- Y-yeah, the one with the flipper.

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Mind if I shoot her in the face?

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- Who wants to see him crushed?!
- N-no, no!

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- Hey! That's my dad!
- Your dad's a loser.

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I'll save you, dad!

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Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him! Kill him!

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- I'm coming!
- Take this!

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And that!

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Linda, no!
Listen to me!

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- Honey?
- They love me, honey!

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They love me!

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Punch! Kick!

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- No!
- Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!

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Oh, no!
I didn't know your plan was to kill her!

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Mama, somebody keeps pointing
a laser at me.

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Hey, what are you doing?!
You ain't taking me out!

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- I am Mr. Goodman!
- Oh!

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- I'm almost there, dad!
- Crusher!

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Aah! Somebody save me!

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Oh, that's enough! Ugh!

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N-o-o-o-o-o!

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No! Don't hurt her!

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She deserves better than this!

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- But...
- Aaaah! Aaaaaaaah!

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Hi, grandpa.

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Ooh, grandpa!

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I do!

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Mr. Pickles!

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Grandpa, we gonna need a
divorce!

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I can't be havin' nothin' come
between me and my best friend.

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Awwww.

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- Prepare to be crushed!
- Hey!

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- Leave my dad alone!
- Oh, no!

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Fake... I knew it!

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Linda Jr. was right.

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- I just have to be yourself.
- Ew!

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Nobody gets over on Ron Bolton!

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- Freeze right there, murderer!
- What?! I didn't kill him!

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Oh, you didn't?
Well, have a good day.

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Huh. You're under arrest!

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Good night, Agnes.

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Huh? Hey.

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You an animal last night.

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Mr...